Eric: I’m going to practice riding my two-wheel bike everyday. Then I’m going to jump over Mommy’s garage.
Eric: Yup. I’m going to make a ramp, ride really fast and jump over the garage.
Eric: Grandma, you can’t wash my sheets.
Grandma: Why not, Eric?
Eric: That’s Mommy’s job. She likes to wash my sheets.
Eric: I want to go stay at Grandma’s for 10 days. But, I’ll probably miss you too much, so can you come pick me up tonight?
Eric: You know, you just might be my favorite Mommy in the whole world.