That’s it. I’m moving. Florida, Mexico, California, South Africa, I don’t care.
It is minus 48 degrees Celsius today. That is so cold that school is cancelled. Apparently, we’ve just had the coldest December on record. No kidding. I think my teeth are permanently chattering.
Do you know, at minus 48 degrees, skin will freeze in under 1 minute? 7-Up will freeze in about 1 hour. Hot gravy can be set outside and have a frozen skin (meaning the grease is all at the top, stuck in the ice!) in about 20 minutes. Oh yes. It is what we refer to as “freaking cold”.
So, I am giving up. I’m moving. Well, not really. But if this cold snap doesn’t end soon, I’m going to be in long underwear for the rest of the year. It’ll take me that long to warm up.